Monday, May 10, 2010

I'm not sexy enough for my excercise tape

In order to be able to even think about running I've been doing work outs at home. Working out at home can be great...until you pop in a video with a super hot instructor. I'm currently attempting to do Julian Hough's "Dance Julianne" video. HOLY CRAP. At first I thought that I had accidentally stumbled across a sex tape.
Then I realized that no, it wasn't a sex tape but at actual exercise video...you could have fooled me with all the hip twirling and thrusting that was going down.

I found out two things. The rhythm that I thought I had, doesn't exist. So, all these years where I thought I was looking cool on the dance floor? Wasn't. Apparently I was looking stupid. DARN IT.
I also found out that dancing is a heck of a good work out, I was sweating harder than I do when I try to carry Violet upstairs.
I did the Cha Cha, Jive and Paso Doble. Which kind of translates into the "Don't fall down", "Holy crap this is fast" and "Shit, I can't breath"

Enough already! I'm ready to run!

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